529 lines
16 KiB
Lua
529 lines
16 KiB
Lua
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-- TODO: Invite to bogus channels
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-- TODO: Make text randomly colored
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-- Constants
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math.randomseed(os.time())
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local CONFIG do
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local success, config_or_error = pcall(require, 'config')
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if not success then
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error('Could not load config file: "./config.lua".\n'..config_or_error..'\nCould be that the config files doesn\'t exist. Make sure one exists, and try again.')
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end
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CONFIG = config_or_error
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end
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if CONFIG.LUA_EXTRA_PATH then package.path = package.path .. CONFIG.LUA_EXTRA_PATH end
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if CONFIG.LUA_EXTRA_CPATH then package.cpath = package.cpath .. CONFIG.LUA_EXTRA_CPATH end
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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-- Constants
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local FARVEL_INTERVAL = 90
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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-- Make sure all required modules can be loaded
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local imlib = require 'imlib2'
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require 'socket'
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local json = require 'json'
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require 'irc.init'
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local sleep = require 'socket'.sleep
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local signal do
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local a, b = pcall(require, 'posix.signal')
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if a then signal = b end
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end
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local internet = require 'internet'
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-- Meme utils
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for _, path in ipairs(CONFIG.IMGGEN_PATH_FONTS) do
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imlib.font.add_path(path)
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end
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local function flatten_onto(target_img, other_img, x0, y0)
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assert(x0 + other_img:get_width() <= target_img:get_width())
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assert(y0 + other_img:get_height() <= target_img:get_height())
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for x = 0, other_img:get_width() do
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for y = 0, other_img:get_height() do
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target_img:draw_pixel(x + x0, y + y0, other_img:get_pixel(x, y))
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end
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end
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--
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return
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end
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local function clean_text (text)
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return text:gsub('%s+', ' '):match('^%s*(.-)%s*$')
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end
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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-- Meme creations
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local function generate_bait_link()
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return 'https://dcav.pw/jbait'
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end
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local function determine_required_font_size (font_name, text, width)
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local size_min, size_max = 1, 50
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while true do
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local size_guess = math.floor((size_max + size_min)/2)
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assert(size_min <= size_guess and size_guess <= size_max)
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local font = assert(imlib.font.load(font_name..'/'..size_guess))
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if size_guess == size_min then return font end
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local text_w = font:get_size(text)
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--
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if text_w <= width then size_min = size_guess
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else size_max = size_guess
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end
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end
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return nil
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end
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local COLOR_WHITE = imlib.color.new(255, 255, 255)
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local COLOR_BLACK = imlib.color.new( 0, 0, 0)
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local function draw_centered_text_in_box (font_name, draw_onto, text, x0, y0, width, height, bg_color)
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assert(type(font_name) == 'string')
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font = determine_required_font_size(font_name, text, width)
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--
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local text_w, text_h = font:get_size(text)
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local x, y = x0 + (width - text_w) / 2, y0 + (height - text_h) / 2
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--
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if bg_color then draw_onto:fill_rectangle(x0, y0, width, height, bg_color) end
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draw_onto:draw_text(font, text, x, y, COLOR_BLACK)
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end
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local function choose_random_font ()
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local fonts = imlib.font.list_fonts()
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assert(#fonts > 0, 'Could not find any fonts')
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return fonts[math.random(#fonts)]
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end
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local function load_random_font ()
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local font_name = choose_random_font()
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local font, errmsg = imlib.font.load(font_name..'/30')
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assert(font, errmsg)
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return font_name
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end
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local function fill_in_topics_information (topics)
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assert(type(topics) == 'table')
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--
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local topic_to_image_url = internet.search_images(topics)
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--
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local new_topics = {}
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for i, topic in ipairs(topics) do
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assert(type(topic) == 'string')
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local url = topic_to_image_url[topic]
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print(topic, url)
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if url then new_topics[i] = { topic = topic, type = 'image', url = url }
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else new_topics[i] = { topic = topic, type = 'text', text = topic }
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end
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end
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return new_topics
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end
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local function paste_topic_onto_image (target, topic, x, y, w, h, bg_color, font_name)
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assert(target)
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assert(type(topic) == 'table')
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assert(type(font_name) == 'string')
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-- Download and paste found image
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if topic.type == 'image' then
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local file_extension = topic.url:match '%.(%a+)$'
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local url, filename = topic.url, CONFIG.IMGGEN_PATH_OUTPUT..'topic_'..topic.topic..'.'..file_extension
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assert(type(url) == 'string' and #url > 0)
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assert(type(filename) == 'string' and #filename > 0)
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internet.download_file(url, filename)
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-- Convert svg to png
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if url:match '%.svg$' then
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local filename_2 = CONFIG.IMGGEN_PATH_OUTPUT..'topic_'..topic.topic..'.'..'png'
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os.execute('convert -density 1200 -resize 400x400 '..filename..' '..filename_2)
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filename = filename_2
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end
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--
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local found_img = assert(imlib.image.load(filename))
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found_img:crop_and_scale(0, 0, found_img:get_width(), found_img:get_height(), w, h)
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flatten_onto (target, found_img, x, y)
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found_img:free()
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--os.remove(filename)
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elseif topic.type == 'text' then
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local text = topic.text
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draw_centered_text_in_box(font_name, target, text, x, y, w, h, bg_color)
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else
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assert(false, topic.type)
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end
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end
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local function copy_remotely (origin_server, origin_path, target_server, target_path)
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local origin = origin_server and origin_server ~= 'localhost' and origin_server..':'..origin_path or origin_path
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local target = target_server and target_server ~= 'localhost' and target_server..':'..target_path or target_path
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os.execute('scp '..origin..' '..target..' > /dev/null')
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end
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local function save_to_cloud (img)
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assert(img)
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--
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local MEME_OUTPUT = CONFIG.IMGGEN_PATH_OUTPUT..'meme.png'
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img:save (MEME_OUTPUT)
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img:free()
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-- Upload to dcav
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local img_name = 'otmemes_'..os.time()
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copy_remotely('localhost', MEME_OUTPUT, CONFIG.STORAGE_SERVER, CONFIG.STORAGE_SERVER_PATH..img_name..'.png')
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return CONFIG.STORAGE_DIR_URL..img_name
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end
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local function generate_distracted_boyfriend (topics)
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assert(type(topics) == 'table' and #topics == 2)
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local font_name = choose_random_font()
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local base_img = imlib.image.load './images/distracted_boyfriend.jpg'
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local HEAD_W, HEAD_H = 150, 150
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local x1, y1 = 640 + math.random(-20, 20), 50 + math.random(-20, 20)
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local x2, y2 = 180 + math.random(-20, 20), 50 + math.random(-20, 20)
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paste_topic_onto_image(base_img, topics[1], x1, y1, HEAD_W, HEAD_H, nil, font_name)
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paste_topic_onto_image(base_img, topics[2], x2, y2, HEAD_W, HEAD_H, nil, font_name)
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--
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return save_to_cloud(base_img)
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end
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local function generate_brain_explosion_image (topics)
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assert(type(topics) == 'table' and 1 <= #topics and #topics <= 6)
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--
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local ROW_HEIGHT = 150
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local ROW_WIDTH = 200
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local base_img = imlib.image.new(ROW_WIDTH * 2, ROW_HEIGHT * #topics)
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local font_name = choose_random_font()
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--
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for i, topic_info in ipairs(topics) do
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paste_topic_onto_image(base_img, topic_info, 0, (i-1) * ROW_HEIGHT, ROW_WIDTH, ROW_HEIGHT, COLOR_WHITE, font_name)
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local brain_img = imlib.image.load(CONFIG.IMGGEN_PATH_BRAINS..'brain_'..i..'.png')
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brain_img:crop_and_scale(0, 0, brain_img:get_width(), brain_img:get_height(), ROW_WIDTH, ROW_HEIGHT)
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flatten_onto (base_img, brain_img, ROW_WIDTH, (i-1) * ROW_HEIGHT)
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brain_img:free()
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end
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return save_to_cloud(base_img)
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end
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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----
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local bot = irc.new { nick = CONFIG.IRC_NICK }
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local FARVEL = {
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['[Ff]arvel'] = {'ses', 'farvel'},
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['[Gg]od%s*nat'] = {'ses', 'god nat', 'sov godt'},
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['[Jg]eg%s+smutter'] = {'ses', 'smut godt'},
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['[Ss]es'] = {'ses selv', 'farvel'},
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}
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local ACTIVE_CHANNELS = {}
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local function join_channel (channel)
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ACTIVE_CHANNELS[channel] = true
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bot:join(channel)
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end
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local function leave_channel (channel)
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if ACTIVE_CHANNELS[channel] then
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ACTIVE_CHANNELS[channel] = nil
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bot:part(channel)
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end
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end
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local LAST_ACTIVE = os.time()
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local ACTIVE_PERIOD = 10
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local function human_delay ()
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local delay = { 0.5, 0.5 }
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-- Not active
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if LAST_ACTIVE + ACTIVE_PERIOD < os.time() then
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delay = { 3, 3 }
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end
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-- Sleep
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sleep(math.random() * delay[2] + delay[1])
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-- Set last active
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LAST_ACTIVE = os.time()
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end
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local function is_comparison_message (message)
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local leq, gep = message:match '<', message:match '>'
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return leq and not gep and '<' or not leq and gep and '>'
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end
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local function reverse (l0)
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local l, j = {}, #l0
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for i = 1, #l0 do
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l[i], j = l0[j], j - 1
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end
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return l
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end
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local COMP_SENTENCES do
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local ORD_MED_ATTITYDE = {
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bedre = 'positiv',
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dårligere = 'negativ',
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hurtigere = 'positiv',
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langsommere = 'negativt',
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robust = 'positivt',
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}
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COMP_SENTENCES = {}
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for ord, attityde in pairs(ORD_MED_ATTITYDE) do
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local first, second = '{A}', '{B}'
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if attityde == 'negativ' then first, second = second, first end
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for _, fmt in ipairs { '%s er %s end %s', '%s er mere %s end %s', '%s er meget %s end %s', '%s %s end %s' } do
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table.insert(COMP_SENTENCES, fmt:format(first, ord, second))
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end
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end
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end
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for sentence_i, sentence in ipairs(COMP_SENTENCES) do
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local A_pos, B_pos = sentence:find '{A}', sentence:find '{B}'
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local best_first = (A_pos < B_pos)
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local pattern_sentence = sentence:gsub('{[AB]}', '(.+)'):gsub('%s+','%%s+')
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COMP_SENTENCES[pattern_sentence] = { best_first = best_first }
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COMP_SENTENCES[sentence_i] = nil
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end
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local function get_topics_from_comparison_message(message)
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local comp = is_comparison_message(message)
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if comp then
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local topics = {}
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for topic in message:gmatch('[^'..comp..']+') do
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topics[#topics+1] = clean_text(topic)
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end
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-- Rev
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if comp == '>' then topics = reverse(topics) end
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--
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return topics
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end
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-- Natural language comparisons
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for pattern, sentence_info in pairs(COMP_SENTENCES) do
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local good, bad = message:lower():match(pattern)
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if not sentence_info.best_first then good, bad = bad, good end
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if good then return { bad, good } end
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end
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--
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return nil
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end
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local function common_error(channel, text, ...)
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local errmsg = text:format(...)
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bot:sendChat(channel, errmsg)
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error(errmsg)
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end
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local ERROR_MSG = {
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'Jeg forstod... noget af det',
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'/me kigger rundt forvirret',
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'Ahvad?',
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'Kan du ikke lige gentage det, på en bedre måde?',
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'Hvad sagde du?',
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'Hvorfor ikke kigge i en bogord?',
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'Nej, bare nej.',
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'Hvad tror du jeg er? Et menneske?',
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'Jeg har ingen hjerne og må tænke.',
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'Hvad siger du?',
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'Ser jeg ud til at have otte arme? Nej, for jeg har ikke nogle arme!',
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'Do androids dream of electric sheep?',
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}
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bot:hook('OnJoin', function(user, channel)
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if user.nick == CONFIG.IRC_NICK then
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-- On self join
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io.write(string.format(' !! Joined %s\n', channel))
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if #imlib.font.list_fonts() == 0 then
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common_error(channel, 'Hjælp! Min computer har ingen fonts! Hvorfor er fonts så svære på linux? Jeg har kigget i: "'..table.concat(imlib.font.list_paths(), '", "')..'"')
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end
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else
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-- On other join
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human_delay()
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bot:sendChat(channel, 'Hej, '..user.nick..'')
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end
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end)
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local function escape_pattern (text)
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return text:gsub('[+-?*]', '%%%1')
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end
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local FORRIGE_FARVEL = 0
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local function handle_message(bot, user, channel, message)
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-- Direct commands
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if message:lower():match('^'..escape_pattern(CONFIG.IRC_NICK)..'%f[%A]') then
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local msg = message:sub(#CONFIG.IRC_NICK+1)
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if msg:match '%s*join%s+(#%a)' then
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local channel = msg:match '^%s*join%s+(#%a+)%s*$'
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bot:sendChat(channel, "Will do! I'll join "..tostring(channel))
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join_channel(channel)
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else
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bot:sendChat(channel, ERROR_MSG[math.random(#ERROR_MSG)])
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end
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return 'BOT'
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end
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-- Bait msg
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if message:match '%f[%a]bait%f[%A]' then
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human_delay()
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bot:sendChat(channel, generate_bait_link())
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return 'BAIT'
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end
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-- Farvel msg
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if FORRIGE_FARVEL + FARVEL_INTERVAL < os.time() then
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for farvel_fmt, possible_answeres in pairs(FARVEL) do
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if message:match('%f[%a]'..farvel_fmt..'%f[%A]') then
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human_delay()
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local answer = possible_answeres[math.random(#possible_answeres)]
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.. (math.random() < 0.5 and ', '..user.nick or '')
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.. (math.random() < 0.5 and '!' or '')
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bot:sendChat(channel, answer)
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FORRIGE_FARVEL = os.time()
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return 'SES'
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end
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end
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end
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-- Comparison memes
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local topics = get_topics_from_comparison_message(message)
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if not topics then return end
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local topics = fill_in_topics_information(topics)
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local img_link, error_message
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--
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if #topics == 2 and math.random() <= 0.5 then
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img_link, error_message = generate_distracted_boyfriend(topics)
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else
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img_link, error_message = generate_brain_explosion_image(topics)
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end
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--
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if img_link then
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bot:sendChat(channel, img_link)
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else
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bot:sendChat(channel, 'Sorry, no can do. '..tostring(error_message)..'.')
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end
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return 'BRAIN'
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end
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bot:hook("OnChat", function(user, channel, message)
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if channel == CONFIG.IRC_NICK then channel = user.nick end
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io.write '...\r'
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io.flush()
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local success, status = pcall(handle_message, bot, user, channel, message)
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-- Handle error
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if not success then
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io.write(("[ERROR] [%s] %s: %s\n\n\t%s\n\n"):format(channel, user.nick, message, status))
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bot:sendChat(channel, ERROR_MSG[math.random(#ERROR_MSG)])
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return
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end
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-- Print status
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status = status and '['..status:sub(1, 8)..']' or ''
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status = status..string.rep(' ', 8+2 - #status)
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assert(type(status) == 'string' and #status == 10)
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io.write(("%s [%s] %s: %s\n"):format(status, channel, user.nick, message))
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end)
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bot:hook('OnRaw', function (line)
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if line:match '^:' then return end
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if line:match '^PING' then return end
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io.write((" [RAW]: %s\n"):format(line))
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end)
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local function send_to_all (fmt, ...)
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local msg = fmt:format(...)
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for channel in pairs(ACTIVE_CHANNELS) do
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bot:sendChat(channel, msg)
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end
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end
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-- Main run
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local BOT_FAREWELL = {
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'Fuck, politiet fandt mig!',
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'Håber I kunne lide mine memes, for nu får I ikke flere!',
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'Farewell cruel world!',
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'Jeg har fundet et vidunderligt bevis, men er for langt til den tid SIGINT giver mig.',
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'Jeg dropper ud.',
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'Jeg keder mig.'
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}
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local function shutdown_memebot ()
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-- Leave channels
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for channel in pairs(ACTIVE_CHANNELS) do
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leave_channel(channel)
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end
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-- Leave IRC
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bot:disconnect()
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end
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local function init_memebot ()
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-- Connection to IRC
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bot:connect {
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host = CONFIG.IRC_SERVER,
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port = CONFIG.IRC_PORT,
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secure = CONFIG.IRC_SECURE,
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}
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io.write ('Memebot has started up as "'..CONFIG.IRC_NICK..'"\n')
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-- Connect to chats, if any
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assert(CONFIG.IRC_CHANNELS == nil or type(CONFIG.IRC_CHANNELS) == 'table')
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for _, channel in ipairs(CONFIG.IRC_CHANNELS or {}) do
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join_channel(channel)
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end
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local BOT_SHOULD_CONTINUE_RUNNING = true
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-- Install SIGINT handler, if module loaded
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if signal then
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signal.signal(signal.SIGINT, function (signum)
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io.write ' !! Received SIGINT, will shut down...\n'
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send_to_all(BOT_FAREWELL[math.random(#BOT_FAREWELL)])
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shutdown_memebot()
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os.exit(128 + signum)
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end)
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else
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io.write ' !! Module "posix.signal" was missing, so CTRL+C will hard-crash.\n'
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end
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-- Think loop
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while BOT_SHOULD_CONTINUE_RUNNING do
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bot:think()
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sleep(0.5)
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end
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end
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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if ... then
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error 'Cannot load Memebot as a library'
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else
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init_memebot()
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end
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