memebot/main.lua

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-- Constants
math.randomseed(os.time())
local BRAIN_PATH = './images/brains/'
local OUTPUT_PATH = './images/output/'
local MEME_OUTPUT = OUTPUT_PATH..'meme.png'
local SERVER_DIR = '/var/shots/b/'
local IMAGE_URL_DIR = 'https://dcav.pw/b'
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-- Meme utils
local imlib = require 'imlib2'
imlib.font.add_path '/usr/share/fonts/TTF'
local function flatten_onto(target_img, other_img, x0, y0)
assert(x0 + other_img:get_width() <= target_img:get_width())
assert(y0 + other_img:get_height() <= target_img:get_height())
for x = 0, other_img:get_width() do
for y = 0, other_img:get_height() do
target_img:draw_pixel(x + x0, y + y0, other_img:get_pixel(x, y))
end
end
--
return
end
require 'socket'
local https = require 'ssl.https'
local json = require 'json'
local function search_clearbit_for_logo (topic)
if not (type(topic) == 'string' and topic == topic:lower() and #topic > 0) then
return nil, 'Bad topic: '..tostring(topic)
elseif topic:match 'æ' or topic:match 'ø' or topic:match 'å' then
return nil, 'Splashbase does not like æøå: '..tostring(topic)
end
--
for _, domain in ipairs { 'org', 'com', 'net', 'dk' } do
local search_url = ('https://logo-core.clearbit.com/%s.%s'):format(topic, domain)
local _, code, headers, status = https.request { url = search_url, method = 'HEAD' }
if code == 200 then return search_url end
end
end
local function search_splashbase_for_image_topic (topic)
if not (type(topic) == 'string' and topic == topic:lower() and #topic > 0) then
return nil, 'Bad topic: '..tostring(topic)
elseif topic:match 'æ' or topic:match 'ø' or topic:match 'å' then
return nil, 'Splashbase does not like æøå: '..tostring(topic)
end
local search_url = string.format('http://www.splashbase.co/api/v1/images/search?query=%s', topic:gsub('%s', '%%20'))
local body, code, headers, status = https.request(search_url)
if not body then error(code) end
local data = json.decode(body)
if not data then return nil, 'JSON could not decode data for '..topic end
if #data.images <= 0 then return nil, 'Query returned no data for '..topic end
local img_url = data.images[math.random(#data.images)].url
assert(type(img_url) == 'string')
return img_url
end
local function download_file (url, filename)
-- retrieve the content of a URL
local body, code = https.request(url)
if not body then error(code) end
-- save the content to a file
local f = assert(io.open(filename, 'wb')) -- open in "binary" mode
f:write(body)
f:close()
end
local function clean_text (text)
return text:gsub('%s+', ' '):match('^%s*(.-)%s*$')
end
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-- Meme creations
local function generate_bait_link()
return 'https://dcav.pw/jbait'
end
require 'irc.init'
local sleep = require 'socket'.sleep
--require 'errors' 'memebot' . enable_strict_globals()
local function determine_required_font_size (font_name, text, width)
local size_min, size_max = 1, 50
while true do
local size_guess = math.floor((size_max + size_min)/2)
assert(size_min <= size_guess and size_guess <= size_max)
local font = assert(imlib.font.load(font_name..'/'..size_guess))
if size_guess == size_min then return font end
local text_w = font:get_size(text)
--
if text_w <= width then size_min = size_guess
else size_max = size_guess
end
end
return nil
end
local COLOR_WHITE = imlib.color.new(255, 255, 255)
local COLOR_BLACK = imlib.color.new( 0, 0, 0)
local function draw_centered_text_in_box (font_name, draw_onto, text, x0, y0, width, height, bg_color)
assert(type(font_name) == 'string')
font = determine_required_font_size(font_name, text, width)
--
local text_w, text_h = font:get_size(text)
local x, y = x0 + (width - text_w) / 2, y0 + (height - text_h) / 2
--
if bg_color then draw_onto:fill_rectangle(x0, y0, width, height, bg_color) end
draw_onto:draw_text(font, text, x, y, COLOR_BLACK)
end
local function choose_random_font ()
local fonts = imlib.font.list_fonts()
assert(#fonts > 0, 'Could not find any fonts')
return fonts[math.random(#fonts)]
end
local function load_random_font ()
local font_name = choose_random_font()
local font, errmsg = imlib.font.load(font_name..'/30')
assert(font, errmsg)
return font_name
end
local CHANCE_OF_GUARENTEED_IMAGE_SEARCH = 0.05
local IMAGE_CHANCE = 0.5
local SCANDI_SYMBOLS = { 'æ', 'Æ', 'ø', 'Ø', 'å', 'Å' }
local function should_look_for_images (topic)
if math.random() < CHANCE_OF_GUARENTEED_IMAGE_SEARCH then return true end
--
if #topic < 2 then return false end
--
for _, symbol in ipairs(SCANDI_SYMBOLS) do
if topic:match(SCANDI_SYMBOLS) then return false end
end
--
return math.random() < IMAGE_CHANCE
end
local function fill_in_topics_information (topics)
assert(type(topics) == 'table')
--
local new_topics = {}
for i, topic in ipairs(topics) do
assert(type(topic) == 'string')
local topic_l = topic:lower()
local url, msg
if should_look_for_images(topic_l) then
if not url then url, msg = search_clearbit_for_logo (topic_l) end
if not url then url, msg = search_splashbase_for_image_topic(topic_l) end
end
if url then new_topics[i] = { topic = topic, type = 'image', url = url }
else new_topics[i] = { topic = topic, type = 'text', text = topic }
end
end
return new_topics
end
local function paste_topic_onto_image (target, topic, x, y, w, h, bg_color, font_name)
assert(target)
assert(type(topic) == 'table')
assert(type(font_name) == 'string')
-- Download and paste found image
if topic.type == 'image' then
local url, filename = topic.url, OUTPUT_PATH..'topic_'..topic.topic..'.png'
download_file(url, filename)
local found_img = imlib.image.load(filename)
found_img:crop_and_scale(0, 0, found_img:get_width(), found_img:get_height(), w, h)
flatten_onto (target, found_img, x, y)
found_img:free()
--os.remove(filename)
elseif topic.type == 'text' then
local text = topic.text
draw_centered_text_in_box(font_name, target, text, x, y, w, h, bg_color)
else
assert(false, topic.type)
end
end
local function save_to_cloud (img)
assert(img)
--
img:save (MEME_OUTPUT)
img:free()
-- Upload to dcav
local img_name = 'otmemes_'..os.time()
os.execute('scp '..MEME_OUTPUT..' guava:'..SERVER_DIR..img_name..'.png > /dev/null')
return IMAGE_URL_DIR..img_name
end
local function generate_distracted_boyfriend (topics)
assert(type(topics) == 'table' and #topics == 2)
local font_name = choose_random_font()
local base_img = imlib.image.load './images/distracted_boyfriend.jpg'
local HEAD_W, HEAD_H = 150, 150
local x1, y1 = 640 + math.random(-20, 20), 50 + math.random(-20, 20)
local x2, y2 = 180 + math.random(-20, 20), 50 + math.random(-20, 20)
paste_topic_onto_image(base_img, topics[1], x1, y1, HEAD_W, HEAD_H, nil, font_name)
paste_topic_onto_image(base_img, topics[2], x2, y2, HEAD_W, HEAD_H, nil, font_name)
--
return save_to_cloud(base_img)
end
local function generate_brain_explosion_image (topics)
assert(type(topics) == 'table' and 1 <= #topics and #topics <= 6)
--
local ROW_HEIGHT = 150
local ROW_WIDTH = 200
local base_img = imlib.image.new(ROW_WIDTH * 2, ROW_HEIGHT * #topics)
local font_name = choose_random_font()
--
for i, topic_info in ipairs(topics) do
paste_topic_onto_image(base_img, topic_info, 0, (i-1) * ROW_HEIGHT, ROW_WIDTH, ROW_HEIGHT, COLOR_WHITE, font_name)
local brain_img = imlib.image.load(BRAIN_PATH..'brain_'..i..'.png')
brain_img:crop_and_scale(0, 0, brain_img:get_width(), brain_img:get_height(), ROW_WIDTH, ROW_HEIGHT)
flatten_onto (base_img, brain_img, ROW_WIDTH, (i-1) * ROW_HEIGHT)
brain_img:free()
end
return save_to_cloud(base_img)
end
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----
local BOT_NICK = 'ro-bot'
local bot = irc.new { nick = BOT_NICK }
local FARVEL = {
['[Ff]arvel'] = {'ses', 'farvel'},
['[Gg]od%s*nat'] = {'ses', 'god nat', 'sov godt'},
['[Jg]eg%s+smutter'] = {'ses', 'smut godt'},
['[Ss]es'] = {'ses selv', 'farvel'},
}
local LAST_ACTIVE = os.time()
local ACTIVE_PERIOD = 10
local function human_delay ()
local delay = { 0.5, 0.5 }
-- Not active
if LAST_ACTIVE + ACTIVE_PERIOD < os.time() then
delay = { 3, 3 }
end
-- Sleep
sleep(math.random() * delay[2] + delay[1])
-- Set last active
LAST_ACTIVE = os.time()
end
local function is_comparison_message (message)
local leq, gep = message:match '<', message:match '>'
return leq and not gep and '<' or not leq and gep and '>'
end
local function reverse (l0)
local l, j = {}, #l0
for i = 1, #l0 do
l[i], j = l0[j], j - 1
end
return l
end
local COMP_SENTENCES = {
'{A} er bedre end {B}',
'{A} er meget bedre end {B}',
'{B} er dårligere end {A}',
}
for sentence_i, sentence in ipairs(COMP_SENTENCES) do
local A_pos, B_pos = sentence:find '{A}', sentence:find '{B}'
local best_first = (A_pos < B_pos)
local pattern_sentence = sentence:gsub('{[AB]}', '(.+)'):gsub('%s+','%%s+')
COMP_SENTENCES[pattern_sentence] = { best_first = best_first }
COMP_SENTENCES[sentence_i] = nil
end
local function get_topics_from_comparison_message(message)
local comp = is_comparison_message(message)
if comp then
local topics = {}
for topic in message:gmatch('[^'..comp..']+') do
topics[#topics+1] = clean_text(topic)
end
-- Rev
if comp == '>' then topics = reverse(topics) end
--
return topics
end
-- Natural language comparisons
for pattern, sentence_info in pairs(COMP_SENTENCES) do
local good, bad = message:lower():match(pattern)
if not sentence_info.best_first then good, bad = bad, good end
if good then return { bad, good } end
end
--
return nil
end
local function common_error(channel, text, ...)
local errmsg = text:format(...)
bot:sendChat(channel, errmsg)
error(errmsg)
end
local ERROR_MSG = {
'Jeg forstod... noget af det',
'/me kigger rundt forvirret',
'Ahvad?',
'Kan du ikke lige gentage det, på en bedre måde?',
'Hvad sagde du?',
'Hvorfor ikke kigge i en bogord?',
'Nej, bare nej.',
'Hvad tror du jeg er? Et menneske?',
'Jeg har ingen hjerne og må tænke.',
'Hvad siger du?',
'Ser jeg ud til at have otte arme? Nej, for jeg har ikke nogle arme!',
}
bot:hook('OnJoin', function(user, channel)
if user.nick == BOT_NICK then
-- On self join
if #imlib.font.list_fonts() == 0 then
common_error(channel, 'Hjælp! Min computer har ingen fonts! Hvorfor er fonts så svære på arch?')
end
else
-- On other join
human_delay()
bot:sendChat(channel, 'Hej, '..user.nick..'')
end
end)
local function escape_pattern (text)
return text:gsub('[+-?*]', '%%%1')
end
local function handle_message(bot, user, channel, message)
-- Direct commands
if message:lower():match('^'..escape_pattern(BOT_NICK)..'%f[%A]') then
local msg = message:sub(#BOT_NICK+1)
if msg:match '%s*join%s+(#%a)' then
local channel = msg:match '^%s*join%s+(#%a+)%s*$'
bot:sendChat(channel, "Will do! I'll join "..tostring(channel))
bot:join(channel)
else
bot:sendChat(channel, ERROR_MSG[math.random(#ERROR_MSG)])
end
return 'BOT'
end
-- Bait msg
if message:match '%f[%a]bait%f[%A]' then
human_delay()
bot:sendChat(channel, generate_bait_link())
return 'BAIT'
end
-- Farvel msg
for farvel_fmt, possible_answeres in pairs(FARVEL) do
if message:match('%f[%a]'..farvel_fmt..'%f[%A]') then
human_delay()
local answer = possible_answeres[math.random(#possible_answeres)]
.. (math.random() < 0.5 and ', '..user.nick or '')
.. (math.random() < 0.5 and '!' or '')
bot:sendChat(channel, answer)
return 'SES'
end
end
-- Comparison memes
local topics = get_topics_from_comparison_message(message)
if not topics then return end
local topics = fill_in_topics_information(topics)
local img_link, error_message
--
if #topics == 2 and math.random() <= 0.5 then
img_link, error_message = generate_distracted_boyfriend(topics)
else
img_link, error_message = generate_brain_explosion_image(topics)
end
--
if img_link then
bot:sendChat(channel, img_link)
else
bot:sendChat(channel, 'Sorry, no can do. '..tostring(error_message)..'.')
end
return 'BRAIN'
end
bot:hook("OnChat", function(user, channel, message)
if channel == BOT_NICK then channel = user.nick end
io.write '...\r'
io.flush()
local success, status = pcall(handle_message, bot, user, channel, message)
-- Handle error
if not success then
io.write(("[ERROR] [%s] %s: %s\n\n\t%s\n\n"):format(channel, user.nick, message, status))
bot:sendChat(channel, ERROR_MSG[math.random(#ERROR_MSG)])
return
end
-- Print status
status = status and '['..status:sub(1, 8)..']' or ''
status = status..string.rep(' ', 8+2 - #status)
assert(type(status) == 'string' and #status == 10)
io.write(("%s [%s] %s: %s\n"):format(status, channel, user.nick, message))
end)
bot:hook('OnRaw', function (line)
if line:match '^:' then return end
if line:match '^PING' then return end
io.write((" [RAW]: %s\n"):format(line))
end)
-- TODO: Invite to bogus channels
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-- Main run
bot:connect {
host = 'irc.guava.space',
port = 6697,
secure = true,
}
bot:join '#bot-test'
io.write ('Memebot has started up as "'..BOT_NICK..'"\n')
while true do
bot:think()
sleep(0.5)
end