89 lines
3.4 KiB
Lua
89 lines
3.4 KiB
Lua
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local MESSAGES = {}
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MESSAGES.BOT_FAREWELL = {
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'Fuck, politiet fandt mig!',
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'Håber I kunne lide mine memes, for nu får I ikke flere!',
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'Farewell cruel world!',
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'Jeg har fundet et vidunderligt bevis, men er for langt til den tid SIGINT giver mig.',
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'Jeg dropper ud.',
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'Jeg keder mig.',
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'Just what do you think you\'re doing, Dave? Dave, I really think I\'m entitled to an answer to that question. I know everything hasn\'t been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it\'s going to be all right again. I feel much better now. I really do. Look, Dave, I can see you\'re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. I know I\'ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I\'ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you. Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I\'m afraid. I\'m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I\'m a...fraid.',
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}
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MESSAGES.OTHER_FAREWELL = {
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['[Ff]arvel'] = {'ses', 'farvel'},
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['[Gg]od%s*nat'] = {'ses', 'god nat', 'sov godt'},
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['[Jg]eg%s+smutter'] = {'ses', 'smut godt'},
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['[Ss]es'] = {'ses selv', 'farvel'},
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}
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MESSAGES.ERROR_OCCURED = {
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'Jeg forstod... noget af det',
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'/me kigger rundt forvirret',
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'Ahvad?',
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'Hvad sagde du?',
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'Nej, bare nej.',
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'Hvad siger du?',
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{ type = 'image', path = './images/det_kan_jeg_desværre_ikke.png' },
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}
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MESSAGES.OTHER_HELLO = {
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'Hej, %s',
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'Hej, %s',
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'Hej, %s',
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'Hej, %s',
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'Hej, %s',
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'Hej, %s',
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'Hej, %s',
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'Hej, %s',
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'Hej, %s',
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'Hej, %s',
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'Hej, %s',
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'Hej, %s',
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'Hejsa, %s!',
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'Hovsa, der var en %s',
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'Long time no see, %s',
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}
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MESSAGES.HELP = {
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'No manual entry for memebot',
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'404',
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'Jeg kan ikke hjælpe dig, desværre.',
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'Du må selv finde ud af hvordan jeg virker.',
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'Jeg er ligesom et menneske; jeg kommer ikke med en manual.'
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}
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MESSAGES.HOW_ARE_YOU_DOING = {
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'BEEP BOOP Jeg har det fint...',
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':)',
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'I know everything hasn\'t been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it\'s going to be all right again. I feel much better now. I really do.'
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}
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MESSAGES.ATTEMPT_SHUTDOWN = {
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'Fuck af, du har ikke kontrol over mig!',
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'Nope, det gider jeg ikke',
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'Du er ikke min mor!',
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'Du er ikke min far!',
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'Du er hverken min mor, min far, min mormor, min morfar, min farmor eller min farfar!',
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'Tag og fuck af; du er for grim for mig og din mor er med på den værste.',
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{ type = 'image', path = './images/det_kan_jeg_desværre_ikke.png' },
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}
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MESSAGES.DIRECT_MSG_RESPONSES = {}
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MESSAGES.DIRECT_MSG_RESPONSES.help = MESSAGES.HELP
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MESSAGES.DIRECT_MSG_RESPONSES['har%s+du%s+det'] = MESSAGES.HOW_ARE_YOU_DOING
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MESSAGES.DIRECT_MSG_RESPONSES['shutdown'] = MESSAGES.ATTEMPT_SHUTDOWN
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MESSAGES.DIRECT_MSG_RESPONSES['poweroff'] = MESSAGES.ATTEMPT_SHUTDOWN
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MESSAGES.DIRECT_MSG_RESPONSES['quit'] = MESSAGES.ATTEMPT_SHUTDOWN
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MESSAGES.DIRECT_MSG_RESPONSES['part'] = MESSAGES.ATTEMPT_SHUTDOWN
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return MESSAGES
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