-- TODO: Invite to bogus channels -- TODO: Make text randomly colored -- Constants math.randomseed(os.time()) local CONFIG do local success, config_or_error = pcall(require, 'config') if not success then error('Could not load config file: "./config.lua".\n'..config_or_error..'\nCould be that the config files doesn\'t exist. Make sure one exists, and try again.') end CONFIG = config_or_error end if CONFIG.LUA_EXTRA_PATH then package.path = package.path .. CONFIG.LUA_EXTRA_PATH end if CONFIG.LUA_EXTRA_CPATH then package.cpath = package.cpath .. CONFIG.LUA_EXTRA_CPATH end -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Constants local FARVEL_INTERVAL = 120 local MEME_INTERVAL = 30 local MEME_CHANCE = 0.3 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Make sure all required modules can be loaded local imlib = require 'imlib2' for _, path in ipairs(CONFIG.IMGGEN_PATH_FONTS) do imlib.font.add_path(path) end require 'socket' require 'irc.init' local sleep = require 'socket'.sleep local signal do local a, b = pcall(require, 'posix.signal') if a then signal = b end end local memes = require 'memes' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Util local function choose(l) assert(type(l) == 'table') return l[math.random(#l)] end -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- local bot = irc.new { nick = CONFIG.IRC_NICK } local FARVEL = { ['[Ff]arvel'] = {'ses', 'farvel'}, ['[Gg]od%s*nat'] = {'ses', 'god nat', 'sov godt'}, ['[Jg]eg%s+smutter'] = {'ses', 'smut godt'}, ['[Ss]es'] = {'ses selv', 'farvel'}, } local ACTIVE_CHANNELS = {} local function join_channel (channel) ACTIVE_CHANNELS[channel] = true bot:join(channel) end local function leave_channel (channel) if ACTIVE_CHANNELS[channel] then ACTIVE_CHANNELS[channel] = nil bot:part(channel) end end local LAST_ACTIVE = os.time() local ACTIVE_PERIOD = 10 local function human_delay (start_meme_time) local delay = { 0.5, 0.5 } -- Not active if LAST_ACTIVE + ACTIVE_PERIOD < os.time() then delay = { 3, 3 } end -- Sleep local sleep_until = (start_meme_time or os.time()) + math.random() * delay[2] + delay[1] sleep(sleep_until - os.time()) -- Set last active LAST_ACTIVE = os.time() end local function common_error(channel, text, ...) local errmsg = text:format(...) bot:sendChat(channel, errmsg) error(errmsg) end local ERROR_MSG = { 'Jeg forstod... noget af det', '/me kigger rundt forvirret', 'Ahvad?', 'Kan du ikke lige gentage det, på en bedre måde?', 'Hvad sagde du?', 'Hvorfor ikke kigge i en bogord?', 'Nej, bare nej.', 'Hvad tror du jeg er? Et menneske?', 'Jeg har ingen hjerne og må tænke.', 'Hvad siger du?', 'Ser jeg ud til at have otte arme? Nej, for jeg har ikke nogle arme!', 'Do androids dream of electric sheep?', } local HILSNER = { 'Hej, %s', 'Hej, %s', 'Hej, %s', 'Hej, %s', 'Hej, %s', 'Hej, %s', 'Hej, %s', 'Hej, %s', 'Hej, %s', 'Hej, %s', 'Hej, %s', 'Hej, %s', 'Hejsa, %s!', 'Hovsa, der var en %s', 'Long time no see, %s', } local LAST_USER_LOGIN local LAST_TIME_USER_LOGGED_OUT = {} local IRC_ALLOWED_TIMEOUT = 20 --20 * 60 local INDENT = 11 bot:hook('OnJoin', function(user, channel) io.write(string.format('...%s%s joined %s\r', string.rep(' ',INDENT - 3), user.nick, channel)) io.flush() -- if user.nick == CONFIG.IRC_NICK then -- On self join io.write '[SELF]\n' if #imlib.font.list_fonts() == 0 then common_error(channel, 'Hjælp! Min computer har ingen fonts! Hvorfor er fonts så svære på linux? Jeg har kigget i: "'..table.concat(imlib.font.list_paths(), '", "')..'"') end elseif user.nick == LAST_USER_LOGIN then io.write '[!LAST]\n' elseif os.time() < (LAST_TIME_USER_LOGGED_OUT[user.nick] or 0) + IRC_ALLOWED_TIMEOUT then io.write(string.format('%s%s reconnected to %s\n', string.rep(' ',INDENT), user.nick, channel)) else -- On other join -- And that user wasn't the last one to join -- And that user haven't been logged in for IRC_ALLOWED_TIMEOUT seconds. LAST_USER_LOGIN = user.nick human_delay() bot:sendChat(channel, choose(HILSNER):format(user.nick)) io.write '[HILS]\n' end end) bot:hook('OnPart', function(user, channel) assert(user) if user.nick == CONFIG.IRC_NICK then return end LAST_TIME_USER_LOGGED_OUT[user.nick] = os.time() end) bot:hook('OnQuit', function(user, message) assert(user) if user.nick == CONFIG.IRC_NICK then return end LAST_TIME_USER_LOGGED_OUT[user.nick] = os.time() end) local function escape_pattern (text) return text:gsub('[+-?*]', '%%%1') end local FORRIGE_FARVEL = 0 local FORRIGE_MEME = 0 local BOT_INTRODUCTION = [[Jeg er %s, en eksperimentel meme-robot, designet til at sprede memes. Er dog lidt sky, så kan ikke aflsøre mine memes, du må bare lede.]] local function handle_message(bot, user, channel, message, is_fast_channel) -- Direct commands if is_fast_channel == 'direct' then if message:match '^%s*join%s+(#..-)%s*$' then local channel = message:match '^%s*join%s+(#..-)%s*$' bot:sendChat(channel, "Det kan du tro! Jeg skal nok lige kigge indenom "..tostring(channel)) join_channel(channel) return 'BOT' end end -- Farvel msg if FORRIGE_FARVEL + FARVEL_INTERVAL < os.time() then for farvel_fmt, possible_answeres in pairs(FARVEL) do if message:match('%f[%a]'..farvel_fmt..'%f[%A]') then human_delay() local answer = possible_answeres[math.random(#possible_answeres)] .. (math.random() < 0.5 and ', '..user.nick or '') .. (math.random() < 0.5 and '!' or '') bot:sendChat(channel, answer) FORRIGE_FARVEL = os.time() return 'SES' end end end -- Bot introduction if message:lower():match('%f[%a]hvem%f[%A]') and (message:lower():match('%f[%a]'..escape_pattern(CONFIG.IRC_NICK)..'%f[%A]') or is_fast_channel and message:lower():match '%f[%a]du%f[%A]') then human_delay() local msg = BOT_INTRODUCTION:format(CONFIG.IRC_NICK) bot:sendChat(channel, msg) return 'INTRO' end -- Rest of this function is memes -- Memes are restricted, a bit, and wont trigger if: -- 1. This is a slow channel, and the last meme was recently -- 2. This is a non-direct channel, and the chance of memes are low. if not is_fast_channel and not (FORRIGE_MEME + MEME_INTERVAL < os.time()) then return 'NOMEME' elseif is_fast_channel ~= 'direct' and math.random() >= MEME_CHANCE then return 'LUCK' end local start_meme_time = os.time() local reply, status = memes.generate_for_message(user, message) if reply then human_delay(start_meme_time) bot:sendChat(channel, reply) FORRIGE_MEME = os.time() return status end end local DEBUG_CHANNEL = '#bot-test' bot:hook("OnChat", function(user, channel, message) local is_fast_channel = user == channel == DEBUG_CHANNEL if channel == CONFIG.IRC_NICK then channel = user.nick is_fast_channel = 'direct' end if message:match('^'..escape_pattern(CONFIG.IRC_NICK)..':%s*(.*)$') then message = message:match('^'..escape_pattern(CONFIG.IRC_NICK)..':%s*(.*)$') is_fast_channel = 'direct' end io.write '...\r'; io.flush() local success, status = pcall(handle_message, bot, user, channel, message, is_fast_channel) -- Handle error if not success then io.write(("[ERROR] [%s] %s: %s\n\n\t%s\n\n"):format(channel, user.nick, message, status)) bot:sendChat(channel, ERROR_MSG[math.random(#ERROR_MSG)]) return end -- Print status status = status and '['..status:sub(1, 8)..']' or '' status = status..string.rep(' ', 8+2 - #status) assert(type(status) == 'string' and #status == 10) io.write(("%s [%s] %s: %s\n"):format(status, channel, user.nick, message)) end) bot:hook('OnRaw', function (line) if line:match '^:' then return end if line:match '^PING' then return end io.write((" [RAW]: %s\n"):format(line)) end) local function send_to_all (fmt, ...) local msg = fmt:format(...) for channel in pairs(ACTIVE_CHANNELS) do bot:sendChat(channel, msg) end end -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Main run local BOT_FAREWELL = { 'Fuck, politiet fandt mig!', 'Håber I kunne lide mine memes, for nu får I ikke flere!', 'Farewell cruel world!', 'Jeg har fundet et vidunderligt bevis, men er for langt til den tid SIGINT giver mig.', 'Jeg dropper ud.', 'Jeg keder mig.' } local function shutdown_memebot () -- Leave channels for channel in pairs(ACTIVE_CHANNELS) do leave_channel(channel) end -- Leave IRC bot:disconnect() end local function init_memebot () -- Connection to IRC bot:connect { host = CONFIG.IRC_SERVER, port = CONFIG.IRC_PORT, secure = CONFIG.IRC_SECURE, } io.write ('Memebot has started up as "'..CONFIG.IRC_NICK..'"\n') -- Connect to chats, if any assert(CONFIG.IRC_CHANNELS == nil or type(CONFIG.IRC_CHANNELS) == 'table') for _, channel in ipairs(CONFIG.IRC_CHANNELS or {}) do join_channel(channel) end local BOT_SHOULD_CONTINUE_RUNNING = true -- Install SIGINT handler, if module loaded if signal then signal.signal(signal.SIGINT, function (signum) io.write ' !! Received SIGINT, will shut down...\n' send_to_all(BOT_FAREWELL[math.random(#BOT_FAREWELL)]) shutdown_memebot() os.exit(128 + signum) end) signal.signal(signal.SIGUSR1, function (signum) io.write ' !! Received SIGUSR1, will reload modules...\n' for _, module_name in ipairs { 'internet', 'memes' } do local old_module = require(module_name) package.loaded[module_name] = nil local new_module = require(module_name) for k, v in pairs(new_module) do old_module[k] = v end io.write(' - '..module_name..'\n') end end) else io.write ' !! Module "posix.signal" was missing, so CTRL+C will hard-crash.\n' end -- Think loop while BOT_SHOULD_CONTINUE_RUNNING do bot:think() sleep(0.5) end end -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- if ... then error 'Cannot load Memebot as a library' else init_memebot() end