diff --git a/images/his_first_words.png b/images/his_first_words.png
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e0147a8
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diff --git a/internet.lua b/internet.lua
index 75d6c96..e2b609e 100644
--- a/internet.lua
+++ b/internet.lua
@@ -193,7 +193,6 @@ local function search_wikidata_for_image (topic, language)
     local topic_to_image_url  =  topic_to_image_url or {}
 
     -- Download and parse
-    --print("Searching "..site.." wikidata for images")
     local body, code, headers, status  =  https.request(WIKIDATA_API_URL:format(site, escape_url(topic)))
     if not body then  error(code)  end
     local data = json.decode(body)
@@ -208,9 +207,10 @@ local function search_wikidata_for_image (topic, language)
     local entity = data.entities[entity_key]
 
     -- Determine if hit disambiguation entity
-    if is_disambiguation_entity(entity) then
+    if is_disambiguation_entity (entity) then
         local wikipedia_page = get_wikipedia_pages({topic}, language)
         local links          = get_disambiguation_links(wikipedia_page[topic])
+        if #links <= 0 then  return nil, 'Ramte flertydig '..language..' wikipedia side for "'..topic..'", men kunne ikke finde nogle links!'  end
         assert(#links > 0)
         return search_wikidata_for_image(links[math.random(#links)], language)
     end
@@ -262,6 +262,11 @@ end
 -- Download file
 
 function internet.download_file (url, filename)
+    if url:match '^file://' then
+        local path  =  url:match '^file://(.+)$'
+        os.execute('cp "'..path..'" "'..filename..'"')
+        return
+    end
     -- retrieve the content of a URL
     local body, code  =  https.request(url)
     if not body then  error(('Https connection to "%s" failed, with error "%s"'):format(url, code))  end
@@ -287,7 +292,6 @@ function internet.download_headers (url)
         url     =  url,
         method  =  'HEAD'
     }
-    print(_, code, headers, status)
     --
     return headers
 end
diff --git a/memes.lua b/memes.lua
index 2465167..dc33cfd 100644
--- a/memes.lua
+++ b/memes.lua
@@ -56,21 +56,27 @@ local function copy_remotely (origin_server, origin_path, target_server, target_
     end
 end
 
-local function save_file_to_dcav (filename)
+local function save_file_to_dcav (filename, ext)
     assert(type(filename) == 'string')
     -- Upload to dcav
-    local ext  =  filename:match '%.(%a+)$'
+    local ext  =  ext or filename:match '%.(%a+)$'
     local remote_name = 'otmemes_'..os.time()..'.'..ext
     copy_remotely('localhost', filename, CONFIG.STORAGE_SERVER, CONFIG.STORAGE_SERVER_PATH..remote_name)
     return CONFIG.STORAGE_DIR_URL..remote_name
 end
 
+local function save_img (img)
+    assert(img)
+    local filename  =  os.tmpname() .. '.' .. img:get_format()
+    img:save(filename)
+    img:free()
+    return filename
+end
+
 local function save_img_to_cloud (img)
     assert(img)
     --
-    local filename  =  CONFIG.IMGGEN_PATH_OUTPUT..'meme.png'
-    img:save (filename)
-    img:free()
+    local filename  =  save_img(img)
     return save_file_to_dcav(filename)
 end
 
@@ -290,11 +296,35 @@ local function draw_droste_effect (target_image, droste_positions, iterations)
     return target_image
 end
 
+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+-- Meme modifiers
+
+local function add_compression_artifacts_to_image (image_filename, quality)
+    -- Recommend quality < 10. Repeat runs at very low quality will
+    -- not further destroy the image.
+    assert(type(image_filename) == 'string')
+    assert(type(quality) == 'number' and quality == math.floor(quality) and quality > 0 and quality < 100)
+    --
+    local output_filename  =  os.tmpname()..'.jpg'
+    local img  =  imlib.image.load(image_filename)
+          img:save(output_filename)
+          img:free()
+    -- Mogrify to low quality
+    os.execute('mogrify -quality '..quality..' "'..output_filename..'"')
+    --
+    return output_filename
+end
+
+local CHANCE_OF_MODIFIER  =  0.3
+
+local modifiers = {
+    -- Compression artifacts
+    function (image_filename)  return add_compression_artifacts_to_image(image_filename, math.random(1, 20))  end,
+}
+
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 -- Comparison memes
 
-
-
 local DROSTE_EFFECT_TRIGGERS = {
     ['induktion'] = true,
     ['rekursion'] = true,
@@ -360,7 +390,7 @@ local function generate_comparison_meme_generator (positions)
 
         local font_name = choose_random_font()
 
-        local base_img  =  imlib.image.load(positions.base_img_path)
+        local base_img  =  assert(imlib.image.load(positions.base_img_path))
 
         -- Randomize pos
         local rand_positions = {}
@@ -372,20 +402,30 @@ local function generate_comparison_meme_generator (positions)
 
         -- Paste topic onto head
         for index, pos in ipairs(rand_positions) do
+            -- Font colors
             local font_colors  =  {}
             if     pos.font_color == COLOR_WHITE then  font_colors[1]  =  COLOR_BLACK
             elseif pos.font_color == COLOR_BLACK then  font_colors[1]  =  COLOR_WHITE
             end
-
             table.insert(font_colors, pos.font_color)
+
+            -- Paste
+            assert(base_img, topics[index])
             paste_topic_onto_image(base_img, topics[index], pos.x, pos.y, pos.w, pos.h, nil, font_name, font_colors)
         end
 
         -- Droste
         base_img = draw_droste_effect(base_img, droste_positions_from_topics(topics, rand_positions))
 
-        --
-        return save_img_to_cloud(base_img)
+        -- Save img
+        local image_filename  =  save_img(base_img)
+
+        -- Use modifiers
+        if math.random() < CHANCE_OF_MODIFIER then
+            image_filename  =  choose(modifiers)(image_filename)
+        end
+
+        return save_file_to_dcav(image_filename)
     end
 end
 
@@ -429,6 +469,26 @@ local generate_is_this_a_pidgeon =  generate_comparison_meme_generator {
     { x =   15, xr =  0, y = 1200, yr =  0, w = 1587 - 15, h = 1443-1200-15, font_color = COLOR_WHITE },
 }
 
+local generate_omg_his_first_word do
+    local internal  =  generate_comparison_meme_generator {
+        base_img_path = './images/his_first_words.png',
+
+        { x =  20, xr = 0, y =  10, yr = 0, w = 325, h =  83, font_color = COLOR_BLACK, type = 'text' },
+        { x = 371, xr = 0, y =  10, yr = 0, w = 316, h = 100, font_color = COLOR_BLACK, type = 'text' },
+        { x =  29, xr = 0, y = 374, yr = 0, w = 455, h = 155, font_color = COLOR_BLACK, type = 'text' },
+    }
+
+    generate_omg_his_first_word = function (text)
+        assert(type(text) == 'string')
+        local short  =  text:sub(1,1)..'...'..text:sub(1,2)..'...'
+        return internal {
+            { type = 'text', text = short },
+            { type = 'text', text = 'Åh gud! Hans første ord!' },
+            { type = 'text', text = text }
+        }
+    end
+end
+
 local GENERATE_COMPARISON_MEME_OF_2 = {
     generate_distracted_boyfriend,
     generate_distracted_boyfriend_oldy_times,
@@ -543,7 +603,6 @@ local curb  =  require 'curb_your_enthusiasm'
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
 local function is_image_link (str)
-    print(str)
     if str:match '%.png$' or str:match '%.gif$' or str:match '%.jpg$' then
         return true
     end
@@ -619,6 +678,12 @@ function memes.generate_for_message (user, message)
         return img_link, 'KYNG'
     end
 
+    -- OMG his first word
+    if math.random() < 0.01 then
+        local img_link  =  generate_omg_his_first_word(message)
+        return img_link, 'OMG'
+    end
+
     -- Comparison memes
     local topics    =  get_topics_from_comparison_message(message)
     if not topics then  return  end