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@@ -5,28 +5,73 @@ a lecture. All of them are made using - and requires - [love2d](https://love2d.o
 
 ## Projekterne
 
-### dIntDesJam(1)
+### dIntDesJam 2016 Week 1
 
-Lavet Fredag 5. Feb. 2016
+Friday 5. Feb. 2016
 
 Pretty cringe, looking back at it now.
 
-### dIntDesJam(2)
+### dIntDesJam 2016 Week 2
 
-Lavet Onsdag 10. Feb. 2016
+Wednesday 10. Feb. 2016
 
-### dIntDesJam(3)
+### dIntDesJam 2016 Week 3
 
-Lavet Onsdag 12. Feb. 2016
+Wednesday 12. Feb. 2016
 
 Fun with shaders.
 
-### dIntDesJam(4)
+### dIntDesJam 2016 Week 4
 
-Lavet Onsdag 17. Feb. 2016
+Wednesday 17. Feb. 2016
 
 Fun with bad collision detection.
 
+### dIntDesJam 2017 Week 1: Dildo Collector
+
+Friday d. 27. Jan. 2017
+
+One of the classics within the idle game genre, this is a scathing critique of
+modern capitalist society. The game reduces the protagonist (ostensibly the
+player,) to a creature of only three verbs: _Work_ (for money), _Survive_ (by
+eating expensive foods), and _Buy Dildo_ (for masturbatory and entertainment
+value.) The player fully embodies their in-game character by the alignment of
+the in-game verbs with the player's motivation for doing these actions:
+
+- _Work_, a boring click; the only satisfaction gained is the gained ability
+  of using the other verbs.
+- _Survive_, an even more boring click. The looming sense of doom from not
+  _Surviving_ is the only reason for the player to continue pressing the
+  button.
+- _Buy Dildo_, an joyous click! The player, as well as the their (unseen) in-game
+  avatar enjoys the excitement from the new dildo, for a fleeting second,
+  before they, through necessity must turn their eyes towards survival once
+  again.
+
+### dIntDesJam 2017 Week 2: All Star
+
+Friday d. 3. Feb. 2017
+
+Fun with better collision detection.
+
+### dIntDesJam 2017 Week 3: All Stars
+
+Friday d. 10. Feb. 2017
+
+What if Smash Bros had infinity bullets?
+
+### dIntDesJam 2017 Week 4: En Forelæsning
+
+Friday d. 17. Feb. 2017
+
+This friday's lecture was cancelled, so we made _Cancelled Jam_ instead.
+
+This nostalgic game harkens back to the days of yore, when friday lectures were
+a plenty, with their confusing terminology and silly conclusions. The game
+tries to emulate a lecture by using [Markov
+Chains](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markov_chain), though, truly, it fails to
+capture the true nonsense of these lectures.
+
 ## License
 
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